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unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

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stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

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gnarly:

we all have that one person that makes you switch your phone to silent everytime they text you

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roughrimjob:

me tryna flirt

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teppelin:

things that are cute

  • you
  • you
  • you
  • you
  • and you
  • all of you

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icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

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monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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ellierratic:

Bless you, Pixar, for taking time to give us bloopers.

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enterpraise:

oh hi best friend’s new friend

*whispers* i will end u

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thefuuuucomics:

shout out to IMDb for always reminding me where i recognise that actor from

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