i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction
your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
i thought they were partying
we all have that one person that makes you switch your phone to silent everytime they text you
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Bless you, Pixar, for taking time to give us bloopers.
oh hi best friend’s new friend
*whispers* i will end u